Christmas Gift ideas

Snowman Poop
Use mini white marshmallows, popcorn, or white Tic-Tac mints

ATTACH THIS NOTE:

I hear you've been naughty,

So listen, here's the scoop...

I'm running short on coal this year,

So you get Snowman Poop.

Love, Santa

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Reindeer Poop
Use chocolate covered raisins or similar looking candy.

ATTACH THIS NOTE

I woke up with such a scare when I heard Santa call...

"Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!"

I ran to the lawn, and in the snowy white drifts,

Those nasty reindeer had left "little gifts".

I got an old shovel and started to scoop

Neat little piles of "reindeer poop".

But to throw them away seemed such a waste,

So I saved them, thinking you might like a taste!

As I finished my task, which took quite awhile,

Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.

And I heard him exclaim as he rose in the sky ~

"Well, they're not potty trained, but at least they can fly!"

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Moo Poo
take some beans and paint them black and white

ATTACH THIS NOTE TO THE BAG

From all of us cows to all of you,

A reminder is now way overdue.

You seem to forget when Christmas draws near,

That we're every bit as important as Santa's reindeer.

Why, if it weren't for us you'd have no dream,

Of butter, milk, or even ice cream!

So consider this, we have good reason

We cows, too celebrate the Christmas season.

So here's a fitting gift , from all of us to you,

All you're getting this year is a bunch of moo poo!

Moooey Christmas from The Cows

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Elf Poop
Place red and green M&Ms in a baggie

ATTACH THIS NOTE:

The elves were so sick they couldn’t make toys

And Santa had to fill all those stockings.

He gathered the ony thing the elves could make -

And added all the Elves droppings.

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Bag of Coal for you.
put some pieces of chunked up black licorice in a baggie and tie with red & green ribbon

ATTACH THIS NOTE

Santa checked is list once,

Then he checked his list twice,

And he found out you were naughty, not nice..

So if you''re good next year

And nice as can be,

You'll find presents, not coal, under your tree!!

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Article by:

Chaele owns Mom State University (www.momstateuniversity.com)